Horny Union - Something Wicked This Way Comes

Gather round, my darlings – I've been sitting on a very naughty little secret.

A certain sorceress has had her eye on our Union for a while now... and she's finally decided to pay us a visit.

A collab is brewing.

A certain adult witch is involved.

I won't even tell you who she is – you already know her name.

A little hint: she finished Hogwarts, got a job in Ministry, and now needs third space to relax

Here's where you come in:

She won't fully cross over until the summoning circle is complete.

Every reaction on this post feeds a little mana into the ritual.

Hit each milestone, and I'll leak the next fragment of her spell...

So go on – react, summon, misbehave. The faster we charge her portal, the sooner she's yours to meet.

Fair warning, though – she's absolutely worth the wait, and she does not play nice anymore. She tries on different looks now, so when you’ll see her, she’ll be perfect!

P.S. It's still work in progress, but the wait might be much less than you imagine!