Anthrats - Goat entrance exam
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"Ah, I see the reason for the confusion... you misunderstood what we meant, talking about a goat entrance exam.
We already determined you to be a model candidate when you signed up. I mean, just off the bat, an eagerness to participate in the program plus a lack of dependents is ideal. The willingness to leave your old life behind and start a new one here with us on the farms... it's a rare quality. So we tend to take what we can get. Your cooperation has been exemplary.
No, see... the injection was designed to not just change you from human to goat, but to induce certain other physical changes to improve fertility and solicit attention from the males. The way you've been reacting, I'm sure you can feel it taking root within you... that's the reason for the entrance exam. We have to examine your entrance to make sure everything is progressing as planned... although, looking at it from here, it might just be a formality at this point..."
"Ah, I see the reason for the confusion... you misunderstood what we meant, talking about a goat entrance exam.
We already determined you to be a model candidate when you signed up. I mean, just off the bat, an eagerness to participate in the program plus a lack of dependents is ideal. The willingness to leave your old life behind and start a new one here with us on the farms... it's a rare quality. So we tend to take what we can get. Your cooperation has been exemplary.
No, see... the injection was designed to not just change you from human to goat, but to induce certain other physical changes to improve fertility and solicit attention from the males. The way you've been reacting, I'm sure you can feel it taking root within you... that's the reason for the entrance exam. We have to examine your entrance to make sure everything is progressing as planned... although, looking at it from here, it might just be a formality at this point..."
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