Anthrats - You've been yeened while you slept (POV)
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"Greetings, individual. We hope this message finds you well, though prior observation has indicated that statistically, you may be somewhat in a state of shock at this time. Please re-read this missive at such a time as you may be more receptive to its contents.
Pursuant to recent laws enacted in this territory, you have been selected alongside many others to participate in our resettlement program, wherein those residing, visiting or otherwise passing through our borders may be reassigned as species currently in need of genetic diversity. Here we must clarify that while our native feral hyena population is healthy, the tribes who walk upright (sometimes known as 'anthropomorphic' hyenas) are currently experiencing a population decline, which has informed our selection process in this case. You may or may not have retained your former gender and/or sexual expression in this process; in the interests of fairness, individuals are reassigned at random, according to the needs of the struggling population.
We encourage you to do your part, to go forth and multiply, in among whatever tribe to which you find yourself in proximity. A government stipend for your cooperation will be forthcoming as a willingness to participate is demonstrated. We appreciate your acceptance in this matter, and look forward to your contributions!"
"Greetings, individual. We hope this message finds you well, though prior observation has indicated that statistically, you may be somewhat in a state of shock at this time. Please re-read this missive at such a time as you may be more receptive to its contents.
Pursuant to recent laws enacted in this territory, you have been selected alongside many others to participate in our resettlement program, wherein those residing, visiting or otherwise passing through our borders may be reassigned as species currently in need of genetic diversity. Here we must clarify that while our native feral hyena population is healthy, the tribes who walk upright (sometimes known as 'anthropomorphic' hyenas) are currently experiencing a population decline, which has informed our selection process in this case. You may or may not have retained your former gender and/or sexual expression in this process; in the interests of fairness, individuals are reassigned at random, according to the needs of the struggling population.
We encourage you to do your part, to go forth and multiply, in among whatever tribe to which you find yourself in proximity. A government stipend for your cooperation will be forthcoming as a willingness to participate is demonstrated. We appreciate your acceptance in this matter, and look forward to your contributions!"
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