Anthrats - Ask me why I don't take these gas station pills anymore
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"I'm just passin' through here, same as you, I just try to let folks know, whenever it seems relevant. Don't take this random shit off the counter thinking it'll make you more virile or alert or bulk you up or whatever. It might do those things, but it might not do them in a way you'd want it to. Ask me how I know. I thank the Lord every day I only took three quarters of the bottle. Had a buddy who wasn't so lucky, he's on a farm down in Tennessee, probably getting milked as we speak. Meanwhile, I don't even know if they took that stuff of the market, I don't remember what it was called. Not like I make enough to sue the bastards, and I'm not much of a litigious guy anyway. Well, guy, girl, who knows anymore. Still feel like the same person, but hell, look at me.
Anyway, I get by. One hand's enough for me. Enough to hold my cigs, enough to steer the rig. Took me a few tries, but I was able to renew my CDL, and that's good enough for me. You just watch yourself, some of this shit is no joke. Y'all have a nice day."
"I'm just passin' through here, same as you, I just try to let folks know, whenever it seems relevant. Don't take this random shit off the counter thinking it'll make you more virile or alert or bulk you up or whatever. It might do those things, but it might not do them in a way you'd want it to. Ask me how I know. I thank the Lord every day I only took three quarters of the bottle. Had a buddy who wasn't so lucky, he's on a farm down in Tennessee, probably getting milked as we speak. Meanwhile, I don't even know if they took that stuff of the market, I don't remember what it was called. Not like I make enough to sue the bastards, and I'm not much of a litigious guy anyway. Well, guy, girl, who knows anymore. Still feel like the same person, but hell, look at me.
Anyway, I get by. One hand's enough for me. Enough to hold my cigs, enough to steer the rig. Took me a few tries, but I was able to renew my CDL, and that's good enough for me. You just watch yourself, some of this shit is no joke. Y'all have a nice day."
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