GlSpiral - PLS LOVE EP 6 PEEM DESERVES JAIL TIME!! AND THAT PANTY SCENE?! LENAMIU WHAT THE FUCK?!

SURPRISE, BESTIES!! I COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL I GOT HOME!!

YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT!

I'm supposed to be enjoying my little Disney vacation, but apparently my inability to stay away from LenaMiu has officially become a PROBLEM.

PLS LOVE EPISODE 6 IS HERE EARLY!!

Because honestly, who was I kidding thinking I could wait until Tuesday to watch these women?!

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

AND OH MY FUCKING GOD.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS EPISODE?!

First of all…

PEEM. MY GIRL. MY LOVE. MY DARLING.

YOU DESERVE JAIL TIME.

I LOVE YOU.

I REALLY DO.

BUT MA'AM?!

WHAT ARE WE DOING?!

The things this woman puts me through are genuinely starting to feel like a personal attack.

One minute I'm defending her with my entire chest, and the next I'm sitting here wondering whether I need to personally escort her to the nearest police station.

PEEM, I AM BEGGING YOU TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

And can we PLEASE talk about the performances?!

Because LENA AND MIU ABSOLUTELY ATE THIS EPISODE UP.

NO CRUMBS.

NOT EVEN A SINGLE LITTLE CRUMB.

The acting, the emotions, the chemistry, the way they completely pull you into every scene?!

THESE WOMEN ARE INSANELY GOOD TOGETHER.

I genuinely cannot get over how much they've grown and how incredible their performances have been throughout this series.

AND THEN…

THE PANTY SCENE.

BESTIES.

THE. FUCKING. PANTY. SCENE.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY LENA COULDN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!!

BECAUSE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL LESBIAN HELL WAS THAT?!

I THOUGHT I WAS PREPARED.

I WAS NOT PREPARED.

NOT EVEN REMOTELY.

LENA?! MIU?! DO YOU TWO HAVE ANY CONSIDERATION FOR MY BLOOD PRESSURE?!

At this point, I'm convinced PLS LOVE has been specifically designed to make me lose every ounce of composure I've ever possessed.

Between Peem testing my patience, the absolutely phenomenal acting, and THAT scene…

I AM FINISHED.

COOKED.

DECEASED.

MENTALLY UNGLUED.

AND SOMEHOW STILL READY FOR EPISODE 7.

Honestly, though, I am LOVING this series. LenaMiu are delivering something special, and every episode gives me another reason to be completely obsessed.

Even when I'm threatening to send one of the characters to jail.

ESPECIALLY THEN, APPARENTLY.

NOW BESTIES, I NEED TO KNOW!

DOES PEEM DESERVE JAIL TIME, OR ARE WE STILL DEFENDING OUR GIRL?!

CAN WE AGREE THAT LENA AND MIU ABSOLUTELY DEVOURED THIS EPISODE?!

AND DID ANYBODY ELSE FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY LENA KEPT TALKING ABOUT THAT PANTY SCENE?!

Because I am going to need several business days to recover.

Also, thank you guys for being so understanding about my Disney trip and the slightly unpredictable upload schedule!

I genuinely planned to wait until I got home…

BUT THE LESBIANS WERE CALLING AND I HAD TO ANSWER.

PLS LOVE EPISODE 6. PEEM NEEDS A LAWYER. LENAMIU NEED TO PAY FOR MY THERAPY. AND I NEED A VERY LONG NAP.

Let's spiral.