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King Arthur I - Midnight Orc
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Do not come out at midnight. Do not walk three blocks down the road and into that dark alleyway right beside the bar, and then turn left, then left again, and then take the second right after that. Definitely do not approach the cloaked figure hidden in the darkness. Do not offer to buy him a beer, or part his cloak so that you can stroke his hairy chest. Do not go any closer and kiss him on the mouth, or lick the alcohol streaming off of his lips, moving down to his chin and onto his belly. Do NOT let him manhandle you and have his way with your body. This is your final warning. Send this message to thirty (30) other people before midnight, or he will appear roughly 2.7 kilometers from where you live, and your inbox will be filled with detailed instructions on how to get to his location as fast as possible. Do not read those instructions under any circumstances. I repeat, this is your final warning.
Do not come out at midnight. Do not walk three blocks down the road and into that dark alleyway right beside the bar, and then turn left, then left again, and then take the second right after that. Definitely do not approach the cloaked figure hidden in the darkness. Do not offer to buy him a beer, or part his cloak so that you can stroke his hairy chest. Do not go any closer and kiss him on the mouth, or lick the alcohol streaming off of his lips, moving down to his chin and onto his belly. Do NOT let him manhandle you and have his way with your body. This is your final warning. Send this message to thirty (30) other people before midnight, or he will appear roughly 2.7 kilometers from where you live, and your inbox will be filled with detailed instructions on how to get to his location as fast as possible. Do not read those instructions under any circumstances. I repeat, this is your final warning.
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