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Flashgitz - NEW PERMANENT MERCH!
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Flashgitz - LORE STREAM 10/26/26
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We’ve heard your pleas for Space King merch to be available all-year round. So while we love edging you, we think it’s only fair we start giving it to you whenever you want it <3 Keychains, pins, figures, tshirts, and hoodies are now available with immediate shipping!
There’s a limited stock that will need to be reordered after it’s all so
ld out, so as a token of our appreciation, the shop is open early exclusively to you patrons!
Go to https://flashgitz.shop and enter the super-secret patron password “fatdicks”
to get into the shop and get your items shipped immediately!
Patrons also get 10% off with code ‘fatdicks’, because you have a fat dick and deserve it!
Why let the sunlight touch your beautiful pale skin when you can cover it in our new hoodie?
Whip those guns out and flex those psycho muscles with these new short sleeve t-shirts!
For those who love those messy spaghetti nights, we’re now offering the same design in white!
A sexy set of pins that’s sure to make the other boys jealous.
The Hatemace keychain is back with less lube than ever before (none)!
The Psycho Warrior vinyl figures are back and ready for immediate deployment!
Everyone who’s not a patron gets access starting tomorrow, so get your stuff before the freeloaders take it all!
Go to https://flashgitz.shop and enter the password “fatdicks” to get in!
Praise Be!
We’ve heard your pleas for Space King merch to be available all-year round. So while we love edging you, we think it’s only fair we start giving it to you whenever you want it <3 Keychains, pins, figures, tshirts, and hoodies are now available with immediate shipping!
There’s a limited stock that will need to be reordered after it’s all so
ld out, so as a token of our appreciation, the shop is open early exclusively to you patrons!
Go to https://flashgitz.shop and enter the super-secret patron password “fatdicks”
to get into the shop and get your items shipped immediately!
Patrons also get 10% off with code ‘fatdicks’, because you have a fat dick and deserve it!
Why let the sunlight touch your beautiful pale skin when you can cover it in our new hoodie?
Whip those guns out and flex those psycho muscles with these new short sleeve t-shirts!
For those who love those messy spaghetti nights, we’re now offering the same design in white!
A sexy set of pins that’s sure to make the other boys jealous.
The Hatemace keychain is back with less lube than ever before (none)!
The Psycho Warrior vinyl figures are back and ready for immediate deployment!
Everyone who’s not a patron gets access starting tomorrow, so get your stuff before the freeloaders take it all!
Go to https://flashgitz.shop and enter the password “fatdicks” to get in!
Praise Be!
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