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The Zombae - Good Morning part 4
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Some booty cheeks to start your Halloween.
I'm currently at the airport and let me tell you....such a terrible terrible over night stay.
I decided to sleep at the airport so I didn't have to fight Philly traffic. I find a spot and snuggle up against my backpack and I have my phone charging. It's next to my like, in the crook of my arm so I can feel it vibrate when my alarm goes off. It was even 45 minutes after falling asleep that I feel something touch the back of my thigh and a GROWN ASS MAN standing over me reaching down trying to take my phone!!!!
I yell "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!" And I straight up donkey kick this man with both my feet straight to his chest as hard as I can. Fists up ready to clock his shit again. Get this shit, this man was like "I just wanted to use your phone!" I was so upset/startled And fucking mad, so I'm yelling "I don't fucking know you, what the fuck is wrong with you!?!" Thankfully a TSA agent was coming down the hallway area and got the man removed from the airport. The guy said he had a flight but couldn't provide ANY flight information so who knows what the hell he was doing.
It was nice because I got to skip the long TSA line but holy crap. Completely horrifying and now I'm afraid to sleep at the airport lol so imma sleep on this flight
Have any of you ever had an experience with someone trying to steal from you in plain sight?
Some booty cheeks to start your Halloween.
I'm currently at the airport and let me tell you....such a terrible terrible over night stay.
I decided to sleep at the airport so I didn't have to fight Philly traffic. I find a spot and snuggle up against my backpack and I have my phone charging. It's next to my like, in the crook of my arm so I can feel it vibrate when my alarm goes off. It was even 45 minutes after falling asleep that I feel something touch the back of my thigh and a GROWN ASS MAN standing over me reaching down trying to take my phone!!!!
I yell "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!" And I straight up donkey kick this man with both my feet straight to his chest as hard as I can. Fists up ready to clock his shit again. Get this shit, this man was like "I just wanted to use your phone!" I was so upset/startled And fucking mad, so I'm yelling "I don't fucking know you, what the fuck is wrong with you!?!" Thankfully a TSA agent was coming down the hallway area and got the man removed from the airport. The guy said he had a flight but couldn't provide ANY flight information so who knows what the hell he was doing.
It was nice because I got to skip the long TSA line but holy crap. Completely horrifying and now I'm afraid to sleep at the airport lol so imma sleep on this flight
Have any of you ever had an experience with someone trying to steal from you in plain sight?
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