Anthrats - I licke your legge

-Slurp- "No, I don't mind that you're a hairy raccoon like me, or that you're all sweaty... we all deal with the hand we've been dealt, right? I'm, like... horned up beyond all imagining... don't know if it's a raccoon thing, or if it's you, your perfect body, your scent... I'll just start down here..." -slurp- "...and slowly work my way up..." -slurp- "God, you're amazing..."