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satsumalord - 8 Facts about Kelly Martin
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So quite a while back I was tagged by AkitoExavior with some kind of "8 facts meme", so I wanted to explore that a bit with one of my own OCs; namely my bootylicous ferret, Kelly Martin.
And in case people somehow have trouble reading all of those facts in the image above, I went ahead and copied them into the text description below.
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1. She once hip-checked a Cushions customer through a wall, thus giving her the nickname “Wrecking Ball Kelly”; the customer never pressed charges or tried to sue, as they considered it “the best day of their life”.
2. Due to her father’s work as a geologist, Kelly developed an interest in various types of rocks and crystals; she also owns a pet rock named Barnaby D. Rockefeller III.
3. Is currently taking a break from dating, due to all of her previous boyfriends suffering from mysterious pelvic injuries.
4. She loves to cook, but can't actually cook.
5. Her favorite fruit are peaches and pears (she isn't sure why though).
6. Kelly isn't allowed to twerk, due to a court order; the last time she did so, it caused a multi-car pileup and structural damage to a parking garage.
7. Was at one point an avid writer of sexy vampire fan fiction; she’s since moved onto other, more-cultured genres (like sexy zombie fan fiction).
8. Kelly recently broke the record for the biggest splash at her local swimming pool; she’s also banned from using the high dive at said pool.
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Anyway, I hope you all enjoy the piece, along with all of these fun facts about a phat ferret. =p
Kelly and artwork copyright SatsumaLord
So quite a while back I was tagged by AkitoExavior with some kind of "8 facts meme", so I wanted to explore that a bit with one of my own OCs; namely my bootylicous ferret, Kelly Martin.
And in case people somehow have trouble reading all of those facts in the image above, I went ahead and copied them into the text description below.
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1. She once hip-checked a Cushions customer through a wall, thus giving her the nickname “Wrecking Ball Kelly”; the customer never pressed charges or tried to sue, as they considered it “the best day of their life”.
2. Due to her father’s work as a geologist, Kelly developed an interest in various types of rocks and crystals; she also owns a pet rock named Barnaby D. Rockefeller III.
3. Is currently taking a break from dating, due to all of her previous boyfriends suffering from mysterious pelvic injuries.
4. She loves to cook, but can't actually cook.
5. Her favorite fruit are peaches and pears (she isn't sure why though).
6. Kelly isn't allowed to twerk, due to a court order; the last time she did so, it caused a multi-car pileup and structural damage to a parking garage.
7. Was at one point an avid writer of sexy vampire fan fiction; she’s since moved onto other, more-cultured genres (like sexy zombie fan fiction).
8. Kelly recently broke the record for the biggest splash at her local swimming pool; she’s also banned from using the high dive at said pool.
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Anyway, I hope you all enjoy the piece, along with all of these fun facts about a phat ferret. =p
Kelly and artwork copyright SatsumaLord
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