SakuraUraraka - Costco Churros & Sakura are back!!!

Hehehe guess who's back?!?!

Before I start yapping, CHECK THIS VIDEO OUT. I have now unlocked the ability of... animation!!! I've been up to some secret plans, and of course something so stupid, none of you have ever seen it ever because it doesn't exist!!!!!!!!!! but that's a tease for the future. As councilwaifu, I must discover new pervy stuff. I'm gonna practice a bit with these silly vids first though.

Here's the NSFW version. For my loyal troupe members who love me, I will be posting NSFW versions of these videos and also other NSFW content. Use your pea sized brain then you can probably grasp the 69,000 IQ of your Lord Sakura!!! Think!!!! What was I talking about again? Anyways here's a link to the NSFW version for you gooners!!

Where have I been the past couple weeks? Answer is actually quite simple you simpleton, simpleTON? more like simpleOUNCE!! Anyways, I was visiting my family, and I thought I would remain logged in, but I guess because it's a different location or something, I got signed out of a bunch of stuff. My passwords are so long and complex, I make 'em long and stupid because if anyone tried to hack me, they would pass away from cringe just from typing my long password.

Other stuff to update. I'm in a legal dispute. TLDR; my money is being spent on legal stuff instead of boba. It's a stressful situation and costs me guacamole, so unless someone is providing me avocados, cilantro, onion, lemon, NO JALAPENO (too spicy), then I don't want to talk about it!! But pretty much, if your question is "where's the old videos, what happened, etc." then it will be decided eventually via the legal route. I don't like causing stress on you guys because everyone has something going on in their lives. Obviously, if you want to support me, that means a lot. It helps me cover the legal expenses, continue creating new content, and hopefully getting the removed videos restored.

Anyways, I've been loving Reincarnated as a Slime. Glad I'm finally getting around to it. I need more anime like this. I haven't really gotten into any anime deeply the past year, but I've been kinda watching them in the background. This, Sakamoto Days, Hell's Paradise, and Shield Hero were freaking perfect. It's not like the most amazing show ever, but it's a very comforting watch. I need something that doesn't require a ton of focus, cool characters, and fighting. AND WHY THE **** DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT SHIZU???? I NEED TO COSPLAY HER!!!

Hmmm I swear there was more I wanted to say, but it's not like I'm going anywhere for a while, so I'll remember. I'm into coffee now btw, I think that makes me such a badass. They should make coffee boba.

So yeah, pretty much despite the stress, I've been working on some fun stuff you will love!! Look forward to the videos because they'll be more entertaining and even more importantly, SEXIER than my old vids, and you guys will be here to see it first. I'm going to be up to some devious things mwahaha. So pretty much, I'm an S+ tier waifu that thinks about you even when I'm stressed. So if you thought I was just gone drinking boba, eating crazy bread, and watching NFL RedZone, then you will go to waifu hell. It's likely not possible that God is an anime waifu, but the evidence isn't clear whether or not God is not. So if The Goddess sees that you bullied me, then you'll get sent to where all the bad people in the world go. No, not hell. That's way too nice of a place for scum like you. You'll be sent to a place even worse than hell... FLORIDA

And one last thing, if you gooned to a woman with a cup size bigger than an AA-cup when I was gone, I will find out