Mindi Flyth - Gif: A BIG, BIG STAR
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INTERIOR. NIGHTCLUB DRESSING ROOM. NIGHT.A sexy GENIE in a little green costume is standing beside DIX, a sleazy nightclub owner. DIX sits at the mirror with a satisfied smirk.GENIE: You've made your first two wishes, Master! Are you pleased with my work?DIX: Yeah, you done good, Genie. I wished to own the swankiest nightclub in town, and poof, you delivered! I wished for big crowds comin' to my show every night, and poof, now there's a line outside like I ain't never seen!GENIE: And what is your third wish, Master?DIX: This club needs a big, big star, a sexy little songbird. Blonde dame... voice like an angel... and knockout curves. That's who I want to be standing up there on my stage. (He smirks.) And I don't just want her voice... I want her body too, if ya know what I mean.GENIE: Very well, Master!The GENIE giggles mischievously, blinks her eyes, and - poof! - DIX suddenly transforms into a beautiful blonde version of himself in a sparkly blue dress. He gawks at the mirror, not believing his eyes.DIX: (Still speaking with a male voice) What in hell? Why am I a dame?!The GENIE grins, feigning innocence.GENIE: I granted your wish, Master! You said, "That's who I want to be, standing up there on my stage."DIX: What? No, you dumb little broad, I meant some girl would be standing up there on my stage... not that I'd be her!GENIE: You said you wanted her body!DIX: Aw, come on! When a guy says he wants a chick's body, he don't mean...GENIE: And you also said you wanted her voice!The GENIE blinks and DIX jolts, clutching his throat.DIX: (Speaking in a soft, female voice) What the...? Aw, jeez! Now I even talk like a girl!GENIE: And you sing like one, too. Go ahead, let's hear your beautiful new voice.DIX: Aw, don't be daffy. I can't sing! (Suddenly he finds himself singing, the sound just coming out of him as he hits a perfect high note like an opera diva. He looks appalled.) Now, listen, Genie, this ain't what I...GENIE: I must go now, Master. But before I do, I still have to grant one last part of your wish.DIX: (Flinching slightly) What? There's more?GENIE: Of course. We can't forget... the knockout curves!She blinks and DIX's chest suddenly inflates with a comical BOING sound effect. A large poster appears on the dressing room wall, showing the female DIX in a sultry pose, with large pink letters spelling out DIXIE! The GENIE looks DIX over and grins, quite pleased with her work.GENIE: There. Now you've got everything you'll need to be a big, big star. You're on in five, Dixie...The GENIE vanishes in a puff of green smoke. DIX is left alone, staring down at his new body in shock. FADE OUT.
INTERIOR. NIGHTCLUB DRESSING ROOM. NIGHT.A sexy GENIE in a little green costume is standing beside DIX, a sleazy nightclub owner. DIX sits at the mirror with a satisfied smirk.GENIE: You've made your first two wishes, Master! Are you pleased with my work?DIX: Yeah, you done good, Genie. I wished to own the swankiest nightclub in town, and poof, you delivered! I wished for big crowds comin' to my show every night, and poof, now there's a line outside like I ain't never seen!GENIE: And what is your third wish, Master?DIX: This club needs a big, big star, a sexy little songbird. Blonde dame... voice like an angel... and knockout curves. That's who I want to be standing up there on my stage. (He smirks.) And I don't just want her voice... I want her body too, if ya know what I mean.GENIE: Very well, Master!The GENIE giggles mischievously, blinks her eyes, and - poof! - DIX suddenly transforms into a beautiful blonde version of himself in a sparkly blue dress. He gawks at the mirror, not believing his eyes.DIX: (Still speaking with a male voice) What in hell? Why am I a dame?!The GENIE grins, feigning innocence.GENIE: I granted your wish, Master! You said, "That's who I want to be, standing up there on my stage."DIX: What? No, you dumb little broad, I meant some girl would be standing up there on my stage... not that I'd be her!GENIE: You said you wanted her body!DIX: Aw, come on! When a guy says he wants a chick's body, he don't mean...GENIE: And you also said you wanted her voice!The GENIE blinks and DIX jolts, clutching his throat.DIX: (Speaking in a soft, female voice) What the...? Aw, jeez! Now I even talk like a girl!GENIE: And you sing like one, too. Go ahead, let's hear your beautiful new voice.DIX: Aw, don't be daffy. I can't sing! (Suddenly he finds himself singing, the sound just coming out of him as he hits a perfect high note like an opera diva. He looks appalled.) Now, listen, Genie, this ain't what I...GENIE: I must go now, Master. But before I do, I still have to grant one last part of your wish.DIX: (Flinching slightly) What? There's more?GENIE: Of course. We can't forget... the knockout curves!She blinks and DIX's chest suddenly inflates with a comical BOING sound effect. A large poster appears on the dressing room wall, showing the female DIX in a sultry pose, with large pink letters spelling out DIXIE! The GENIE looks DIX over and grins, quite pleased with her work.GENIE: There. Now you've got everything you'll need to be a big, big star. You're on in five, Dixie...The GENIE vanishes in a puff of green smoke. DIX is left alone, staring down at his new body in shock. FADE OUT.
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