Mindi Flyth - Gif: THE PINK OF HEALTH
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INTERIOR. FITNESS STUDIO. DAY.
A BIG GUY sits cross-legged on the floor with his FITNESS TRAINER nearby.
TRAINER: Okay buddy, are you ready to see some real life-changing results?
GUY: Hell yeah, I'm ready!
TRAINER: Great... let's DO THIS!
The GUY suddenly morphs into a curvy female version of himself, his workout outfit feminizing as well. He looks down at himself in shock.
GUY: What the hell?!
TRAINER: Congratulations! The program is a complete success.
WOMAN: What do you mean? I'm... a woman!
TRAINER: Exactly. Now you'll enjoy all the health benefits of being female. You've lost a couple dozen pounds, you're more flexible... and statistically speaking you've probably even added a few years to you life.
GUY: This is crazy! Your brochure really should've mentioned the part about me becoming female!
TRAINER: It did, on page 3. There was also a sexy girl on the cover, with the headline Your future awaits.
GUY: There's a sexy girl on the cover of everything! I thought she was supposed to be the kind of girl I could attract once I was in great shape... not the kind of girl I was gonna be!
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INTERIOR. FITNESS STUDIO. LATER.
The GUY is standing with a couple of other former men, and they are doing stretches and looking grouchy.
GUY: How am I gonna explain this to my girlfriend?
GUY #2: How am I gonna explain this to my kids? They've got two moms now!
GUY #3: God, the guys down at the construction site are never gonna let me hear the end of this.
They continue stretching, bringing their arms together in a way that inadvertently highlights their cleavage. GUY glances at GUY #2.
GUY: Maybe this'll sound weird, but looking on the bright side... at least you got a fantastic rack.
GUY #2: What?
GUY #3: Yeah, I was thinking that. (Glances at GUY.) Yours is pretty sweet, too.
GUY: Thanks. And you've got the cutest butt.
GUY #3: Really? (Glances back.) You think so?
GUY and #2: Oh, yeah!
GUY #3: Thanks. I mean, if I have to have a girl butt, it's nice to hear it's cute. (To GUY.) I was noticing your eyes, too. So pretty!
GUY: Aw, stop!
GUY #3: No, really. Hey, you guys wanna go grab some fro-yo?
GUY #2: Well, maybe a pink passion smoothie. A girl's gotta watch her figure!
They all giggle, then they catch themselves and look horror-struck.
GUY: Oh, God. It wasn't just our bodies that changed, was it?
GUY #2: Nope. (He sighs.) Come on, ladies. Let's go drown our sorrows with some pink passion smoothies.
FADE OUT.
INTERIOR. FITNESS STUDIO. DAY.
A BIG GUY sits cross-legged on the floor with his FITNESS TRAINER nearby.
TRAINER: Okay buddy, are you ready to see some real life-changing results?
GUY: Hell yeah, I'm ready!
TRAINER: Great... let's DO THIS!
The GUY suddenly morphs into a curvy female version of himself, his workout outfit feminizing as well. He looks down at himself in shock.
GUY: What the hell?!
TRAINER: Congratulations! The program is a complete success.
WOMAN: What do you mean? I'm... a woman!
TRAINER: Exactly. Now you'll enjoy all the health benefits of being female. You've lost a couple dozen pounds, you're more flexible... and statistically speaking you've probably even added a few years to you life.
GUY: This is crazy! Your brochure really should've mentioned the part about me becoming female!
TRAINER: It did, on page 3. There was also a sexy girl on the cover, with the headline Your future awaits.
GUY: There's a sexy girl on the cover of everything! I thought she was supposed to be the kind of girl I could attract once I was in great shape... not the kind of girl I was gonna be!
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INTERIOR. FITNESS STUDIO. LATER.
The GUY is standing with a couple of other former men, and they are doing stretches and looking grouchy.
GUY: How am I gonna explain this to my girlfriend?
GUY #2: How am I gonna explain this to my kids? They've got two moms now!
GUY #3: God, the guys down at the construction site are never gonna let me hear the end of this.
They continue stretching, bringing their arms together in a way that inadvertently highlights their cleavage. GUY glances at GUY #2.
GUY: Maybe this'll sound weird, but looking on the bright side... at least you got a fantastic rack.
GUY #2: What?
GUY #3: Yeah, I was thinking that. (Glances at GUY.) Yours is pretty sweet, too.
GUY: Thanks. And you've got the cutest butt.
GUY #3: Really? (Glances back.) You think so?
GUY and #2: Oh, yeah!
GUY #3: Thanks. I mean, if I have to have a girl butt, it's nice to hear it's cute. (To GUY.) I was noticing your eyes, too. So pretty!
GUY: Aw, stop!
GUY #3: No, really. Hey, you guys wanna go grab some fro-yo?
GUY #2: Well, maybe a pink passion smoothie. A girl's gotta watch her figure!
They all giggle, then they catch themselves and look horror-struck.
GUY: Oh, God. It wasn't just our bodies that changed, was it?
GUY #2: Nope. (He sighs.) Come on, ladies. Let's go drown our sorrows with some pink passion smoothies.
FADE OUT.
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