Secret Base - Mike Piazza's beef with the Dodgers was so metal
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Hello, It's Clara "Wolverine" Morris at your service (trying to get that middle name going). I'm here today with a beef between Mike Piazza and the Dodgers, the team that discovered him and gave him a chance to play in the majors when absolutely no one else would.
The fact that Mike Piazza is a metalhead really fits with this beef. I believe it's quite metal to shake out your mullet and be like, "The Dodgers drafted me when no one else would, but f-you corporate ownership, I don't owe you a debt of gratitude."
Now it might be slightly less metal to then say, "so make me the highest paid player in baseball or I'm gonna be distracted on the field, $81 million is not enough for me I have expensive taste."
And who am I to say what is metal and what isn't, you ask? Well, I'm just a girl who has once stood on the edge of a real mosh pit. The band was called "Jesus Lizard." (I believe they are more punk than metal.) I followed a boy there. He did not return my romantic feelings. I don't want to talk about this anymore?
Piazza also went after Vin Scully so, yeah, this beef is a hot one. Enjoy!
Hello, It's Clara "Wolverine" Morris at your service (trying to get that middle name going). I'm here today with a beef between Mike Piazza and the Dodgers, the team that discovered him and gave him a chance to play in the majors when absolutely no one else would.
The fact that Mike Piazza is a metalhead really fits with this beef. I believe it's quite metal to shake out your mullet and be like, "The Dodgers drafted me when no one else would, but f-you corporate ownership, I don't owe you a debt of gratitude."
Now it might be slightly less metal to then say, "so make me the highest paid player in baseball or I'm gonna be distracted on the field, $81 million is not enough for me I have expensive taste."
And who am I to say what is metal and what isn't, you ask? Well, I'm just a girl who has once stood on the edge of a real mosh pit. The band was called "Jesus Lizard." (I believe they are more punk than metal.) I followed a boy there. He did not return my romantic feelings. I don't want to talk about this anymore?
Piazza also went after Vin Scully so, yeah, this beef is a hot one. Enjoy!
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